Lush is the loser that's wrong with this country!

One worried Altona North resident, who wished to remain anonymous for fear of reprisals, once said "This loser is all that's wrong with this country. Work hard, get attacked. Be a criminal loser and you are an internet superstar." ...Well this criminal loser has some talent with a can, who is Lush? Find out;

Who are you?

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

It's been said you can't be caught... but have you?

I've been caught cheating but never painting. I think getting caught cheating is worse.

Define your style?

Gayfiti

What is the strangest thing you've found on a mission?

About fifteen packets of pain pills/other meds, 30-40 boxes of porno dvds/mags and children's toys in one trash pile of filth.

Got beef?

Only with toys and my baby mothers.

Describe yourself in 5 words?

Loving, caring, cherishing, sensual, asshole.

Judge Judy, Jessica Alba, Lady GaGa...

F#@k one, Kill one, Marry one? GO!

Females with opinions make my d!%k soft so kill Judge Judy, Jessica Alba is kinda old news so kill her too and Lady Gaga wears all that outlandish s#!t to hide the fact her face is all f#@ked up so kill her too.

 Because you killed all three who would you f#@k and who would you marry?

Any hole's a goal and marriage is for christians and gay couples.

 Who hates you?

The list is long, may they all get herpes.

How is the show coming along?

I havent even done any work for it yet.

What sort of work will we see in the show?

Alot of half assed crappy drawings and last minute canvases.

Will there be an appearance by the devil himself?

This has been considered... He will be there in video form either way.

What are your plans for the new year?

Just making plans to get in touch with my feminine side.

Any last words?

I suppose it had to come to this. Such is life.